全美超模大赛第一季

导演

Claudia Frank,Bob Schermerhorn

编剧

Tyra Banks,Kenya Barris

主演

剧情简介

This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It&#39s nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it&#39s nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism. The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn&#39t give rat&#39s ass number 1 about. (Myself included.) Crap like: &quotOh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. Tha